and i guess that i just don't know
Day 11: Favourite quote
это что, мне сейчас весь сериал цитировать?)
окай, викицитатник мне поможет))
на английскомGarza: How's it feel, motherfucker? How's it feel to be fuckin' dead?
Lilley: Bro, it feels sad. I feel very alone. And also, I gotta take a shit.
Colbert: This platoon is going down over an espresso maker.
Sixta: Police that mustache!
Doc Bryan: Where did we get that so-called translator?
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: He told me he worked for General Mattis.
Wright: He told me he worked for the CIA.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Back at Mathilda, he said he could hook me up with a free satellite TV.
Sgt. Antonio "Poke" Espera: See, generally, white people they don’t drag a dude behind a Tasty Freeze and stab him to death with a screwdriver. So, after that day, I decided, I’m gonna hang with white people.
Lt. Nathaniel “Nate” Fick: Most people in America right now probably think of Iraq as a dangerous country. Now, if I was to stand up I might get killed. But to us, behind this wheel, it’s pretty safe. So, to us, Iraq is a safe country, right here. I feel pretty safe, do you feel safe?
Evan “Scribe” Wright: Pretty safe, I guess.
Lt. Nathaniel “Nate” Fick: See, it’s all relative.
Sgt. Eric Kocher: Sir, if you fire another AK, I’ll fuck you up.
Sgt. Antonio "Poke" Espera: Na, na, na ,na, Brad. You cannot say you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my peoples turned into a cartoon musical with a singing raccoon. I mean, think about it, dog. The real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt Indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the Indian princess silly. Would the white man make a story about Auschwitz? Where the inmate falls in love with the guard? And they go off singing love songs, with dancing swastikas?
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Did you know people shiver when they have an excess of adrenaline? Cuts the blood flow or something. They taught us that in S.O.I.
Evan “Scribe” Wright: Is that what happens to you?
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: No, I get a woody.
Sergeant Antonio 'Poke' Espera: You realize the shit that we've done here? The people we've killed? Back in the civilian world, dog, if we did this... we would go to prison.
Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Poke, you're thinking like a Mexican again. Think like a white man. Over there they'll be laying on medals for what we did.
Sergeant Antonio 'Poke' Espera: Gay porn, Lilley!
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Stay Frosty.
Rudy: That's what I love about you, dog. You're so fucking messed up.
Chaffin: That's how I roll.
и чуть-чуть на русскомБрэд: Мы морские пехотинцы. Мы подчиняемся приказам. Сейчас наше задание - не выполнять то задание.
Тромбли: Вот дерьмище-то... Недавно мы были застрельщиками всего вторжения. А теперь застряли в пробке.
Брэд: Тромбли, как ты смеешь сомневаться в мудрости наших стратегов?
Лилли: Голый моряяяк... Интернет тебя любит!
Гарза: Все любят стрелять в мексиканцев. Даже мексиканцы.
Рэй: Чёрт, чувак! Это же круче, чем когда я играл в группе!
Брэд: Ну да, группу-то они не слышали.
- Командир Браво-3. Мне его застрелить?
- Не трать патроны.
Day 12: Best Ray quote
ну, лично для меня лучшая фраза Рэя - это "Not retarded enough" или "Недостаточно дебильно". вся моя жизнь в этой фразе))
но ладно, вернёмся к викицитатнику и процитируем ещё половину сериала)
и вновь на английскомDear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer.
So yeah, homes, we pimpin'.
Know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? You get your brains back.
Lance Corporal Harold James Trombley: Sergeant, I thought they were going to send us over the bridge in darkness.
Corporal Josh Ray Person: Not retarded enough.
Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: [To Person] Careful with the Ripped Fuel.
Corporal Josh Ray Person: Fuck, man! I'm on thirty hours no sleep! Beat the record I made in high school when I was on the debate team.
Wright: Wait a minute, you were on the debate team?
Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Whats the channel for the 119s?
Corporal Josh Ray Person: [To Colbert] 64 and tac 7. [To Wright] Yeah, I was really really fucking good, but all the other guys on the team thought I was high all of the time.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon then turns into the Marine.
Cpl. Walt Hasser: Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking guys. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Nice.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've fuckin' rocked.
That's 'cause he's a psycho. But at least he's our psycho.
Look at me, Brad, I’m a man now, just like you. Except, I don’t look like a faggot and talk all educated.
At least my mom took me to NASCAR!
Corporal Josh Ray Person: Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's kind of a whore.
Evan Wright: What?
Corporal Josh Ray Person: Yeah. Last time I saw her, she was doing all of H & S Company.
Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: She doesn't deserve you, man.
Hey Rudy! My sister wants her shorts back!
Goddamn Baptista! How the fuck would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?
это что, мне сейчас весь сериал цитировать?)
окай, викицитатник мне поможет))
на английскомGarza: How's it feel, motherfucker? How's it feel to be fuckin' dead?
Lilley: Bro, it feels sad. I feel very alone. And also, I gotta take a shit.
Colbert: This platoon is going down over an espresso maker.
Sixta: Police that mustache!
Doc Bryan: Where did we get that so-called translator?
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: He told me he worked for General Mattis.
Wright: He told me he worked for the CIA.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Back at Mathilda, he said he could hook me up with a free satellite TV.
Sgt. Antonio "Poke" Espera: See, generally, white people they don’t drag a dude behind a Tasty Freeze and stab him to death with a screwdriver. So, after that day, I decided, I’m gonna hang with white people.
Lt. Nathaniel “Nate” Fick: Most people in America right now probably think of Iraq as a dangerous country. Now, if I was to stand up I might get killed. But to us, behind this wheel, it’s pretty safe. So, to us, Iraq is a safe country, right here. I feel pretty safe, do you feel safe?
Evan “Scribe” Wright: Pretty safe, I guess.
Lt. Nathaniel “Nate” Fick: See, it’s all relative.
Sgt. Eric Kocher: Sir, if you fire another AK, I’ll fuck you up.
Sgt. Antonio "Poke" Espera: Na, na, na ,na, Brad. You cannot say you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my peoples turned into a cartoon musical with a singing raccoon. I mean, think about it, dog. The real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt Indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the Indian princess silly. Would the white man make a story about Auschwitz? Where the inmate falls in love with the guard? And they go off singing love songs, with dancing swastikas?
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Did you know people shiver when they have an excess of adrenaline? Cuts the blood flow or something. They taught us that in S.O.I.
Evan “Scribe” Wright: Is that what happens to you?
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: No, I get a woody.
Sergeant Antonio 'Poke' Espera: You realize the shit that we've done here? The people we've killed? Back in the civilian world, dog, if we did this... we would go to prison.
Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Poke, you're thinking like a Mexican again. Think like a white man. Over there they'll be laying on medals for what we did.
Sergeant Antonio 'Poke' Espera: Gay porn, Lilley!
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Stay Frosty.
Rudy: That's what I love about you, dog. You're so fucking messed up.
Chaffin: That's how I roll.
и чуть-чуть на русскомБрэд: Мы морские пехотинцы. Мы подчиняемся приказам. Сейчас наше задание - не выполнять то задание.
Тромбли: Вот дерьмище-то... Недавно мы были застрельщиками всего вторжения. А теперь застряли в пробке.
Брэд: Тромбли, как ты смеешь сомневаться в мудрости наших стратегов?
Лилли: Голый моряяяк... Интернет тебя любит!
Гарза: Все любят стрелять в мексиканцев. Даже мексиканцы.
Рэй: Чёрт, чувак! Это же круче, чем когда я играл в группе!
Брэд: Ну да, группу-то они не слышали.
- Командир Браво-3. Мне его застрелить?
- Не трать патроны.
Day 12: Best Ray quote
ну, лично для меня лучшая фраза Рэя - это "Not retarded enough" или "Недостаточно дебильно". вся моя жизнь в этой фразе))
но ладно, вернёмся к викицитатнику и процитируем ещё половину сериала)
и вновь на английскомDear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer.
So yeah, homes, we pimpin'.
Know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? You get your brains back.
Lance Corporal Harold James Trombley: Sergeant, I thought they were going to send us over the bridge in darkness.
Corporal Josh Ray Person: Not retarded enough.
Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: [To Person] Careful with the Ripped Fuel.
Corporal Josh Ray Person: Fuck, man! I'm on thirty hours no sleep! Beat the record I made in high school when I was on the debate team.
Wright: Wait a minute, you were on the debate team?
Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Whats the channel for the 119s?
Corporal Josh Ray Person: [To Colbert] 64 and tac 7. [To Wright] Yeah, I was really really fucking good, but all the other guys on the team thought I was high all of the time.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon then turns into the Marine.
Cpl. Walt Hasser: Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking guys. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Nice.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've fuckin' rocked.
That's 'cause he's a psycho. But at least he's our psycho.
Look at me, Brad, I’m a man now, just like you. Except, I don’t look like a faggot and talk all educated.
At least my mom took me to NASCAR!
Corporal Josh Ray Person: Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's kind of a whore.
Evan Wright: What?
Corporal Josh Ray Person: Yeah. Last time I saw her, she was doing all of H & S Company.
Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: She doesn't deserve you, man.
Hey Rudy! My sister wants her shorts back!
Goddamn Baptista! How the fuck would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?
@темы: we pimpin'